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hottest topics in physics

• Disorder and Dynamical Systems:
  • Reflections on the Beguiling but Wayward Spherical Model (M E Fisher)
  • Phase Transitions in Vector Spin Glasses (A P Young)
  • Transitions, Dynamics and Disorder: From Equilibrium to Non-Equilibrium Systems (R Stinchcombe)
  • Two- Dimensional Growth in a Three Component Mixture with Competing Interactions (C Varea)
  • Glassy Dynamics at the Edge of Chaos (A Robledo)
• Structures and Glasses:
  • Flexibility in Biomolecules (M F Thorpe et al.)
  • Lattice Dynamics of Carbon Nanotubes (V N Popov & M Balkanski)
  • Glassy Behavior Due to Kinetic Constraints: From Topological Foam to Backgammon (D Sherrington)
  • On Glass Transition with Rapid Cooling Effects (R Kerner & O Mares)
  • The Dielectric Loss Function and the Search for Simple Models for Relaxation in Glass Formers (A P Vieira et al.)
  • The Theory of Turing Pattern Formation (T Leppänen)
  • The Dioctadecylamine Monolayer: Non-Equilibrium Phase Domains (A Flores et al.)
• Electrical and Magnetic Properties:
  • Multiple Scattering Effects in the Second Harmonic Generation of Light Reflection from Randomly Rough Metal Surface (A A Maradudin et al.)
  • Theory for Large Scale Electronic Structure Calculations (T Fujiwara et al.)
  • Symmetric Magnetic Clusters (J B Parkinson et al.)
  • Optical and Fermi-Edge Singularities in One-Dimensional Semiconductor Quantum Wires (K P Jain)
  • Probing the Magnetic Coupling in Multilayers Using Domain Wall Excitations (A S Carriço & A L Dantas)
  • Density of Electronic States in the Quantum Percolation Problem (G G Naumis & R A Barrio)
  • Power Terms in the Construction of Thermodynamic Functions for Melting Description (F L Castillo-Alvarado et al.