Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti h?

Girl-Apna koi t
ime nhi
jab dil kare so jati hu,
aur jab dil kare uth jati hu..

Boy-notty!
Tu bilkul mere 'kutte' pe gayi hai..

Extra Kameena ßacha!
Son: Papa apki love marrige hai na?
Dad: Haan per tumhen kese pta?
Son: Apki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka fark hai